"Crazy Water" is a song by English musician Elton John with lyrics written by Bernie Taupin. It is the seventh track on his 1976 album, Blue Moves. It was released as a single in the UK in February 1977. The single reached No. 27 in the UK singles charts. "Crazy Water" was sporadically performed by John during his concert tours with percussionist Ray Cooper from 1977 until 2012.