Dog's Dialogue (French: Colloque de chiens) is a 1977 French short crime film directed by Chilean filmmaker Raúl Ruiz. The film contains popular conventions of the photo-romance but also can be viewed as a parody of the Brazilian telenovela or melodrama and pop culture stereotypes. The film stars Eva Simonet and Silke Humel and is narrated by Robert Darmel in the French version and Michael Graham in the English version. Ruiz made the film while taking a hiatus from making The Suspended Vocation (1978) during an actors' strike.