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- Doug has earmuffs over his eyes. They play name that beer. (en)
- They're back, but their show has been cut from two minutes to one. Doug does several themes. Bob shows a mirror ball he stole from their special. In the Great White North, there's 5 pin bowling, and in the U.S., there's 10 pin, so they want to talk about 15-pin bowling, but they run out of time. (en)
- Bob and Doug have a tip on how to get a free two-four of beer. (en)
- The crew does the opening theme. Bob admits he doesn't know much about exercise. Doug suggests using a wolf pelt. (en)
- Bob's got a frog in his throat. Economics - it's about what you do when you got so many empties you can't fit them all in the truck. (en)
- The downsides of bowling loaded. Doug persuades Bob to sit on his knee and talk in a funny voice. (en)
- Hockey was better when there was only 6 teams - now it's too hard to carry around your cards. And why is Monday Night Football on Thursdays. (en)
- A crew-member wanders across the set, wearing a Canadiens toque. Topic: your snowmobile has broken down, you're loaded, and now you have to roll your own while wearing ski mitts. Doug demonstrates. (en)
- Bob and Doug want to know why American beers have twist-off caps. Doug figures it's because their beer is weaker and they have to drink faster. (en)
- Doug does his phaser and Darth Vader. (en)
- Doug's invented a game. (en)
- Using dog scoops and dealing with business in New York. (en)
- Separatism and back bacon. (en)
- Should you cook back bacon in microwave ovens . (en)
- They got excess carpet and put it up on the walls in their van. (en)
- What to do when you are out in the open and you forgot a spatula for flipping the back bacon. (en)
- The duo has to change the show's name from Canadian Corner to Great White North for legal reasons. They have new boots. (en)
- Doug extends the theme. He behaves obnoxiously, Bob complains and they argue. As a result, they don't get around to Bob's topic, short cuts. (en)
- Doug has his earmuffs on and misses Bob's cue. They start late and never get around to their topic, while on-screen graphics explain that the show qualifies as 100% Canadian Content. (en)
- The Great White North, including the 3 Great Lakes, the provinces and the Maritimes. (en)
- Doug's new beer bottle. Why parking lots are so small at donut places. They got a ticket. (en)
- Doug takes over, gets the crew to join in on the theme, and tells the story of the miracle of back bacon. (en)
- Bob cooks some back bacon, while Doug's got snow chains on his feet. Doug gets the camera to zoom in. (en)
- Still outside, Doug, wearing safety goggles, has assembled some scrap lumber into what will become their new studio. (en)
- Doug has a tip on getting your beer through snow with skis. (en)
- Doug has worked out the full two-part theme; he doesn't quite get around to the topic of snow chains. (en)
- Doug is asleep so Bob tries to make him "go" in his pants. (en)
- Doug wonders if the space arm, made in Canada, can be used to open beers, while Bob has a topic about snow routes. They argue about who had the best topic. (en)
- * "Bob and Doug Wrap Part 1: Studio" - Bob and Doug finish a show and the crew laughs at them. They run into Brian Johns in the hallway, and are impressed by his preparedness, topic-wise.
* "Bob and Doug Wrap Part 2: Outside the Studio" - Bob and Doug are out front when LaRue walks up. LaRue persuades them to go to a club that evening, and to wash and wax the limousine as usual.
* "Bob and Doug Wrap Part 3: The Club" - Bob and Doug are at the club with LaRue, and are joined by Johns, who is going to interview Ian Thomas later. The two ask Bob and Doug to watch their seats, but Bob and Doug go for drinks and two huge guys take the seats. Vic announces that the toilets are now unplugged. Ian Thomas does a song at the end of which LaRue and Johns get into a fracas with the huge guys and get ejected from the club .
* "Bob and Doug Wrap Part 4: Backstage" - Bob and Doug decide to steal Brian Johns' topic and go backstage to interview Ian Thomas. Thomas figures out that Bob and Doug are hosers. Turns out he's a hoser too.
* "Great White North: Ian Thomas" - Bob and Doug interview Ian Thomas. They show some video they shot the night before.
* "Bob and Doug Wrap Part 5: The Club" - Bob and Doug shoot some video of Ian Thomas, to his displeasure. The band does a song . Thomas then grabs the camera and turns the tables on Bob and Doug, who are on the Great White North set, right next door.
Signoff: The National Anthem - Mel sings the American anthem; it is followed by the Canadian anthem, as selected by Bob and Doug, a medley including Oh Canada, the Great White North theme, Anne Murray, Joni Mitchell, Stompin' Tom, Maple Leaf Forever. Credit crawl. (en)
- Bob calls the show Kanadian Korner again, and explains they can only use that name if they spell it with Ks. Doug gets the camera to zoom in. They are opposed to kids using calculators in school, 'cause they didn't get to. (en)
- They show the boom microphones and boom shadows. They give up on their other topic. (en)
- Doug explains long underwear, and Bob shows some overcooked back bacon. (en)
- Doug talks about cops; they are still on the lam; they hear sirens and take off. (en)
- The show is back to two minutes. Relaxed, the boys have the camera pan off set, given that they have all kinds of time. When the camera pans back, Doug quickly comes up with a topic: how to beat the Russians in the space race. (en)
- Bob and Doug are still outside, and they stole a car, which they use to sleep in. (en)
- People who honk when you stop to look at an accident; express lines in Canadian Tire. (en)
- Disco sucks. Doug imitates two dogs fighting, a boat, sea gulls. (en)
- Bob and Doug are doing the show on a pile of dirt in the street, after they were kicked out of the studio because Bob knocked over an expensive camera. (en)
- Bob has a traveling anecdote. Doug's heard they have different salaries. (en)
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