Matthew Brian Bloomer (born 3 November 1978) is an English professional footballer who is player/assistant manager of Cleethorpes Town. Bloomer played as a defender from 1997 to 2019, notably having three separate spells with his home town club Grimsby Town, having also played for Hull City, Lincoln City, Telford United, Cambridge United, Boston United and Harrogate Town and Cleethorpes Town.