Do Not Fold, Staple, Spindle or Mutilate is a Canadian short drama film, directed by and released in 1967. Written by American playwright and screenwriter Millard Lampell, the film stars Ed Begley as an established trade union leader fighting an attempt by the union membership to push him out in favour of a new, younger leader with a more modern approach. The film's cast also includes Harvey Fisher, Bruno Gerussi, Cec Linder, Sean Sullivan and Al Waxman. The film won the Canadian Film Award for Best Film Over 30 Minutes at the 20th Canadian Film Awards in 1968.